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  • The last time I went skiing, Jessica Rabbit was a hot sex symbol, Tiffany thought we were alone now, and I bore an uncomfortable resemblance to my Cabbage Patch Kid, […]

    Ellicottville – Part II

    The last time I went skiing, Jessica Rabbit was a hot sex symbol, Tiffany thought we were alone now, and I bore an uncomfortable resemblance to my Cabbage Patch Kid, […]

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  • I’m not surprised by the recent rise in celebrity slurs, like those spewed by John Galliano and Charlie Sheen, because I have noticed an upswing of such unfortunate behaviour in […]

    Shepherding out antisemitism

    I’m not surprised by the recent rise in celebrity slurs, like those spewed by John Galliano and Charlie Sheen, because I have noticed an upswing of such unfortunate behaviour in […]

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  • I have my father’s legs but none of his optimism and it’s really unfortunate because he has the most wonderful outlook of anyone I know. He routinely uses words like […]

    Ellicottville – Part I

    I have my father’s legs but none of his optimism and it’s really unfortunate because he has the most wonderful outlook of anyone I know. He routinely uses words like […]

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  • There’s this theory of human perspective I’ve been reading about called depressive realism. It posits that depressed people actually have better judgment and a more accurate perception of reality because […]

    I may be right, I may be crazy

    There’s this theory of human perspective I’ve been reading about called depressive realism. It posits that depressed people actually have better judgment and a more accurate perception of reality because […]

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  • I have always dreamed of publishing a book, something I believed to be a difficult but modest goal. Except it’s not, because Snooki has published a book. http://www.amazon.com/Shore-Thing-Nicole-Snooki-Polizzi/dp/1451623747 I’m not […]

    Congratulations Snooki, you win.

    I have always dreamed of publishing a book, something I believed to be a difficult but modest goal. Except it’s not, because Snooki has published a book. http://www.amazon.com/Shore-Thing-Nicole-Snooki-Polizzi/dp/1451623747 I’m not […]

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  • The chocolate kind. Not the ninja or other live kind, those ones are fine. I bought my husband a heart-shaped box of Turtles yesterday. There was slim pickings by the […]

    Mmmmm…I hate turtles

    The chocolate kind. Not the ninja or other live kind, those ones are fine. I bought my husband a heart-shaped box of Turtles yesterday. There was slim pickings by the […]

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  • By conducting an in-depth study, using cutting-edge technology and complex algorithms, I have determined that my depression progresses over the winter months as follows: This pathetic fallacy happens every year. […]

    Snowhere to go but up

    By conducting an in-depth study, using cutting-edge technology and complex algorithms, I have determined that my depression progresses over the winter months as follows: This pathetic fallacy happens every year. […]

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  •  When it comes to technology I’m a late adopter, and not even a fashionably late one at that. Take this blog, for instance, which I started in 2011. And […]

    A, B, C, D, eReader

     When it comes to technology I’m a late adopter, and not even a fashionably late one at that. Take this blog, for instance, which I started in 2011. And […]

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  • Do you ever have those days where you wake up 5 minutes before your alarm feeling totally refreshed? And you feel the sun peeking through the window? Days where your […]

    One of those days

    Do you ever have those days where you wake up 5 minutes before your alarm feeling totally refreshed? And you feel the sun peeking through the window? Days where your […]

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  • If you're going to tell disheveled people without makeup that they're beautiful then you need to do it consistently.

    Who are you calling beautiful?

    If you're going to tell disheveled people without makeup that they're beautiful then you need to do it consistently.

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